Austin Powers Novelisation -

Thirty years later.

"Where am I?" he chattered. "And why is everyone dressed so... boringly?"

Dr. Evil spun around, his face contorted in mock rage. "Silence! I will not be lectured on fiscal responsibility by a man who wears a patch over one eye! I am the architect of your doom! I am the puppet master! I am... feeling a bit chilly. Someone turn up the thermostat!" austin powers novelisation

As the steam rose around him, Dr. Evil laughed a slow, mechanical laugh. "I’ll get you next time, Austin Powers! Next tiiiiiime!"

"Actually, sir," the henchman said, "We renamed it. The marketing department thought 'Vulcan' sounded too much like a tire company." Thirty years later

This was Austin Danger Powers.

Austin Powers stepped out of his pod, his teeth chattering. He looked down at his clothes—the same crushed velvet suit, somehow untouched by time—and looked around the sterile, white room. boringly

The novelization closely follows the plot of the film, with Austin Powers, a 1960s British spy, cryogenically frozen and thawed out in the 1990s to battle his arch-nemesis, Dr. Evil. The story is a hilarious spoof of James Bond films, as well as 1960s and 1990s popular culture.