Friends Season 09 Aiff ((install)) -

Sad, French accordion music.

(panicked) That’s what I’m saying! I need a voice coach. Or a lozenge! Do we have any lozenges? Or honey? Or... (looks at watermelon) ...is that for me to practice jumping?

Ross, it's a curatorial position. At the Louvre's fashion annex. It's Emma and me, for six months. Minimum. friends season 09 aiff

EXT. PARIS - A SMALL APARTMENT BALCONY - NIGHT

(quietly) She can't. Rachel, you can't. Because Emma. Because... because I'm here. Sad, French accordion music

I can’t! The casting director said they want someone "mysterious and breathy." Like I’m hiding a secret, but I’m also out of shape. Listen... (In a ridiculous, gravelly whisper) ...I know what you did last summer... but I’m too tired to care.

Record scratch sound. Someone drops a spoon. Silence for one beat. Or a lozenge

No! That is for dinner.

(loudly) What thing?

(Screaming) CHANDLER!

(strumming her guitar lazily) Mmm. I wrote a song about that. It's called "Lip Contact on the Continent (My Heart's a Croissant, Flaky and Broken)" .