Florida Lady Bird Deed Sampleflorida Man Throws Alligator Through Drive Thru

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Witness #2 Printed Name

"Suspect, wearing no shoes and an American flag bandana, was observed removing the gator from a retention pond. Upon being told the restroom was for customers only, the suspect launched the reptile through the pick-up window. The gator was uninjured. The suspect was tased. The drive-thru is closed indefinitely." The gator was uninjured

Now, cue the banjo music. The query is not hypothetical. It happened (multiple times, in various forms—through a Wendy’s window, into a Dunkin’). The archetypal story involves a man, likely fueled by adrenaline or other substances, who wrangles a live, thrashing three-foot alligator from a nearby canal and hurls it into a fast-food establishment. The query is not hypothetical

The property transfers immediately upon death via a recorded death certificate.

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